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  Virtue makes you beautiful: Mormon 1D parody

  by stuckinlimbo in

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  http://youtu.be/oartie7rkum.

  apart from being generally sad i can't understand why they chose a song that was already quite pure!.

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  Anthony Morris The 3rd Talks About Human Hot Dogs At Armageddon, There Will Be No Picnic For Survivors

  by frankiespeakin in

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  watch out for armageddon it is going to be numbing to human sensibilities:.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=micq4iqrklm.

  i guess he's thinkin jehovah's gonna roast them like a hot dogs burned to a charred ruination over a fire.

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  Forget what they say, most JWs do not believe the end is near...

  by drew sagan in

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  2. beliefs

  i was a baptized jw for 7 years.

  during that time i repeatedly vocalized my belief that "the end is near.

  " however, what did this cost me?

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  second letter from a supposed friend

  by chellechelle in

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  dear michelle, .

  just one qucik letter to let you know i miss you.

  like everyone else i am concerned for you; but dont worry im not going to lecture you.

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  what as your first jolt that started your wake up process?

  by yourmomma in

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  you know when you are in a deep sleep and something happens that may put you on a different level of sleeping, not as deep.

  anyway, then i thought, 90 minutes for lunch?

  so, there is a group waiting to cross the street.

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  Dawkins on Jehovah's Witnesses' "Creation" book

  by slimboyfat in

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  has anyone read dawkins new book the god delusion yet?

  he discusses the creation book on pages 119-121. he says that he discusses this particular tract only because it has had such a wide circulation - no fewer than 6 of which have been sent to him personally.

  well i think he has at least 7 copies by now because i personally know one witness who sent him one following his recent the roof of all evil?

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  Watchtower Answers: "Will Sodom and Gomorrah Be Resurrected?"

  by Yizuman in

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  2. beliefs

  the following answers are from the watchtower.... .

  *** watchtower 1879 july 1 page8 ***.

  (men of sodom and gomorrah will be resurrected).

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  Famous Last Words

  by Blueblades in

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  sooner or later it happens to all of us.the time comes for us to draw our last breath and pass from this life into the next.over the years history has recorded some fascinating "famous last words"...here are a few.. "i've never felt better".douglas fairbanks,sr.,actor.. "iam about to----or i am going to-----die;either expression is correct".dominique bouhours,french grammarian.. "don't let it end like this.tell them i said something.

  "pancho villa,mexican revolutionary.. "all my possessions for a moment of time!

  "elizabeth 1,queen of england.. "everybody has got to die,but i have always believed an exception would be made in my case.now what?

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  BEAT that Child!

  by Farkel in

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  this is sort of a continuation of threads on dubs and how they are conditioned to discipline their children.

  someone questioned whether the society actually encouraged dubs to whup their children.

  i only had enough time to dig up a few salient quotes from the wt magazine.

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  It's that time, singles..... sign in please

  by dancnsteph in

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  hey there all you singles.

  it's that time in the show where we all sign in and tell a little about ourselves.

  i guess i will get the ball rolling here.. my name is stephanie.

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